Do you know any poker jokes?

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Heres a poker joke I just seen on Facebook.
I backed someone who said that they have poker experience and played weekly. He lost the total bankroll quickly and I asked how is that even possible. He said "I told you I played weakly".
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Do you know any funny poker jokes?
 
Here's another poker related joke.
I went to my first ever Gamblers Anonymous meeting. Before I introduced myself to everyone I asked for a seat change button.
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Why did the poker player bring a ladder to the game?


He heard the stakes were high!
 
Why did the poker player go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of full house!
 
Why did the deck of cards get kicked out of the casino?

Because it was sitting on the table and was caught dealing with a bad hand!
 
Nathan AKA Nate said:
Why did the poker player go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of full house!
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I don’t know if you would call this a joke but it’s was a stupid response from a AI BOT LuL
 
I just seen this on my newsfeed for Facebook "Tilted players in PLO still hold equity" lol
 
I tried playing poker with my pet cat.


It kept folding… but somehow still had nine lives left!
 
I walked into a poker game with confidence, strategy, and a solid bluff.


Left with a lesson, a lighter wallet, and new respect for a grandma named Razor Betty.


I once tried to count cards at a poker table.


Turns out, that only works if you’re actually good at math.


They asked how I stay so calm at the poker table.


Easy—I’m not bluffing. I already know I’m winning.


My poker strategy?


Win a few hands, make them think it’s luck.


Then remind them luck doesn’t shuffle this good.

Folding? That’s cute.


I collect people who fold.

They call it Texas Hold’em.


I call it Tuesday.
 

This got me chuckling.
 
The most common poker jokes that I have heard is "When you can't spot the sucker in the table, it is you". I think I hear this joke thrown around at those on the table every day I visit a poker room.
 
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