Which poker quote you find quite hilarious and exhilarating?

[magnus2022]

Remi Gaillard's quote about bad hand in poker game cracked me up. Thus he said, " Having a bad hand in poker is like having a small cock, it's bad news but you can still fuck everyone if you trust yourself.
Please share any poker hilarious quote.

 

[uptrendfinancialsignal]

One quote that always cracks me up is: "If there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." The arrogance inside that statement is beautiful somehow.